Plague day five, Shred day three

I love coming down with a sinus infection! It’s so fun! Oh and why am I winking at you? That’s just my sty. His name is Bonkers. He causes me much physical and emotional pain.

As my sister told me today, I am a hot mess. That would be true. However, I’m not letting my hot mess-ness get in the way of the 30 Day Shred. I managed to do my workout yesterday after spending all day in bed. I think the meds started kicking in last night, so I quickly did the Level 1 for the second day.

I will get to my third round tonight.

So far? No progress has been made unless you count the all-over tenderness in my body. In fact, according to my scale this morning I’ve gained two pounds since Monday. But my scale is a little temperamental, and I did have brownies for dinner last night. (I swear, it was the only thing that sounded good. And I’m siiiiickkkk. I get what I want when I’m sick, right?) I think I’m just retaining a little water, so I’m not going to weigh myself again for another week.

I took some super-sweet before pictures, too. The big reveal will be October 21st. If all goes to plan, I will be greasing myself up and going as The Incredible Hulk for Halloween I plan on being so shredded.

Oh, and on a side note, Schuyler referred to this experiment as the “Squish” yesterday. He said, “so are you going to Squish today or do you feel to sick?” And I looked at him like, Oh lawdy he’s made up a new word for foolin’ around. I figured all the eye winking Bonkers the Sty has made me do, he thought I was coming on to him. After a weird look he pointed at my hand weights and said, “that Squish or Squash or whatever you and your sister are doing.” Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaa. Boys are so weird.

Pounds Lost: +2 (UG)
Number of times I’ve told Jillian to go F herself: 8