Why I miss my Phoenix friends...

Via e-mail from my favorite fierce girl, Rana, back at my old job in Phoenix.


"That's why they invented babies, to get them to marry you. At least that's what I was told. It worked for my husband's ex-wife. Wait, I guess that's proof it doesn't work, that and the fact he wanted to marry me and I have never been knocked up. Never mind. My theory has collapsed. She could still try it though. At least if it doesn't work, she will be procreating, and apparently that's enough for some people. Like a lot of people that live around here."