Highs and Lows fo sho

Another edition of Highs and Lows!

Five Lows of the Day
Getting up at 4:30am with Lulu just because she wants to pee and then get in bed with me. Then, of course, I couldn’t fall back asleep. She, on the other hand, was snoring like a wood chipper. Perhaps there is a correlation?
Kix cereal totally gnarled my gums. Mental note: do not eat Kix without letting the soy milk soften them.
That SMELL in my car is getting worse. It smells like wet dirt and gym clothes and golf shoes. Probably all that dirt, clothes, and golf shoes in the back seat.
You can totally see my granny panty line today.
Caloric intake before 5 pm: FIVE MILLION.

Five Highs of the Day
Playing with Lulu’s jowls while she was doing her wood chipper snore.
Delicious Kix cereal purchased at Discount Grocery (Ding n Dent) for 99 cents.
I found my favorite pair of socks in the back seat of my car while looking for “the SMELL.” Pink and white bamboo booty socks are the best.
The skirt I wore today hasn’t fit this well in a year.
Schuyler making me and a friend the following at lunch today: spearmint ice cream, goat cheese and rosemary ice cream, almond cake, macerated cherries, chocolate pudding cake, and fresh strawberries. And we ate ALL OF IT NOM NOM NOM.