Lulu says she's HOT

Lulu loves to play stick. Going outside and saying “stick!” elicits the same reaction as saying “who want’s ice cream” to a Kindergarten class or “happy hour” to any fellow colleagues. Her eyes get big and bright and she immediately scurries to the nearest stick in the yard. Many days she has come back with tree limbs three feet long. (That would mean they were two feet longer than her.) What can I say? She must be part carpenter ant.

However, she is also part fatass. Which means that while playing ‘stick’ is doggy-crack for her, the high only lasts for a few minutes before she is panting a lung up. Behold- a video of Lulu after playing stick for a whopping ten minutes in the backyard.