Normally I don't believe in this junk...

But it is all too fitting.

Capricorn December 22- January 19th:

You've gotten a little addicted to habits that are rooted in fear and worry. I suggest we resort to exotic measures to pry you out of your rut. After you read the proposed actions below, compose four more of a similar nature, then go out and actually do at least half of them. (1) On an empty milk carton, paste a collage of cut-out images and phrases that symbolize your anxieties. Then put it on the floor and stomp it to death as you growl. (2) Slap your own hand briskly ten times as you bark, "Stop being such a wuss!" (3) Everywhere you go, visualize yourself being accompanied by three great warriors who're dedicated to your well-being. (4) Gaze at a picture of a person who makes you nervous and yell "I'm not afraid of you, you mysterious slime-sucking bastard."

My list is much more subdued:
1.) Eat a healthy dinner
2.) Get hair done at Panache tonight and not let myself think about anything but my blond bob and minty aromatherapy
3.) Enjoy a glass of red wine before bed
4.) Stop writing e-mails to good friends for the sheer objective to talk about myself. Shame on me.

Well, and maybe the growly milk-carton thing.