How to be a homogeneous St. Augustine "cool kid."
Get a tattoo (bonus points if it's retro including Mother Mary, a sparrow or dagger; negative points if it is a Chinese symbol, tribal design or butterfly.)
Cut your hair in an a-symmetrical style
Mode of transportation: road bike (extra points if it's a fixed gear)
Wear neon knock-off Ray-Bans
Drape yourself in "sweet Goodwill clothing" and announce to anyone who compliments your band shirt that it was "only a quarter at Goodwill." Then scoff at their Calvin Klein/Express/yuppie garb.
If you match more than one of the aforementioned criteria, may I suggest an intervention?
1 comments:
What about flamingo tattoos and parted crew cuts... That count?
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