5:30am Get up. Piss and moan about the ungodly hour. Put on workout clothes.
6:00am Leave house for gym.
6:02am Forget access card to gym. Wait in the parking lot to see if anyone goes in our out.
6:07am Leave parking lot because HELLO it’s 6am and no one is going to let me in. That would require actual people being up at this ungodly hour.
6:15am Get in shower.
6:45am Beg Lulu to poop outside.
7:00am Eat Raisin Bran. Turn on CNN.
7:15am Accidentally pass out.
8:23am Wake up. Supposed to be at work 23 minutes ago. SHIT.
8:30am Get to work.
12:00pm LUNCH thank gawd. (My very judgemental cat looks at me like, “Scrambled eggs, again?”)
12:15pm Beg Lulu to poop outside. (Judgemental cat looks out from the livingroom windown, confident that he is the superior species.)
1:00pm Get back to work.
2:00pm Walk to convenience store for a diet coke and banana.
3:00pm IM office mates about OMG WHY IS IT NOT 5PM YET??
3:30pm Realize that project you meant to get done by Friday is still undone.
5:00pm Battle the stop light at US1 and take the detour that makes my normal 1 mile commute into a 3 mile stop-and-go through the ghetto.
5:15pm Put workout clothes back on. Borrow boyfriend’s iPod and go for a 2.5 mile run. Skip the 75 sit ups. Why? Cause it’s FRIDAY.
6:00pm Shower
6:30pm Open bottle of Absolut Peppar. Fill two 16 ounce glasses with ice. Add four ounces of vodka to each. Add key lime juice and Zing Zang Bloody Mary mix. Enjoy on front porch with boyfriend and Lulu.
7:30pm Repeat
8:00pm Repeat
6:00am Leave house for gym.
6:02am Forget access card to gym. Wait in the parking lot to see if anyone goes in our out.
6:07am Leave parking lot because HELLO it’s 6am and no one is going to let me in. That would require actual people being up at this ungodly hour.
6:15am Get in shower.
6:45am Beg Lulu to poop outside.
7:00am Eat Raisin Bran. Turn on CNN.
7:15am Accidentally pass out.
8:23am Wake up. Supposed to be at work 23 minutes ago. SHIT.
8:30am Get to work.
12:00pm LUNCH thank gawd. (My very judgemental cat looks at me like, “Scrambled eggs, again?”)
12:15pm Beg Lulu to poop outside. (Judgemental cat looks out from the livingroom windown, confident that he is the superior species.)
1:00pm Get back to work.
2:00pm Walk to convenience store for a diet coke and banana.
3:00pm IM office mates about OMG WHY IS IT NOT 5PM YET??
3:30pm Realize that project you meant to get done by Friday is still undone.
5:00pm Battle the stop light at US1 and take the detour that makes my normal 1 mile commute into a 3 mile stop-and-go through the ghetto.
5:15pm Put workout clothes back on. Borrow boyfriend’s iPod and go for a 2.5 mile run. Skip the 75 sit ups. Why? Cause it’s FRIDAY.
6:00pm Shower
6:30pm Open bottle of Absolut Peppar. Fill two 16 ounce glasses with ice. Add four ounces of vodka to each. Add key lime juice and Zing Zang Bloody Mary mix. Enjoy on front porch with boyfriend and Lulu.
7:30pm Repeat
8:00pm Repeat
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